Friday, September 26, 2008

The Society of Systematic Innovation

They sent me an email about their 2009 workshop "The First Systematic Innovation Conference & Problem Solving Workshop Ever"


The first day is devoted to:


技能導引: Patent circumvention & strategy workshop專利迴避與佈局研習會


Hmmmmmm, systemic innovation's first concern is how to get around the other guy's patent.


How innovative!


Karl, if you are interested I can forward the e-mail to you. Maybe we could both attend. Its in January 2009.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Overpriced




Desk lamp from Design Within Reach.

Retails at US$ 370.00.

Oh, and the light bulb costs you 5 bucks extra.

Maybe its made of Adamantine.

Nice Moment

I caught my daughter making an imaginary phone call to Winnie the Pooh today.

Very cute. She got all embarrassed until I left.

Then she talked to him some more.

Probably about the near-collapse of the money market last week.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

MSN Lifestyle Tips or whatever

from the Messenger pop-up window...

"8 Power Salads"

Hmmmmm, should I try the Makita or stick with Black& Decker?

p.s. Don't click on the link. Its just there for evidence.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

About some of those China prices...

One of the great mysteries of life is how in the hell do some Chinese companies manage to sell products at "below cost." For example, I have heard about super low prices for children's markers, 50% cheaper than a Hong Kong owned factory in China can offer.
Maybe they can pay less for labor than the foreign-owned firm. Maybe they can skip a lot of regulations. Maybe they use poor materials or have a sweetheart deal with a state-owned supplier. Maybe they just want to make a tiny profit. Still, its hard to see how that comes out to 50% cheaper and below the cost of raw materials.
But now I hear this complaint coming from a local Chinese factory owner discussing the office chair market. There is an area in China that has become a hub for office chairs (Anji in Zhejiang, I believe.) All the buyers flocked there to buy chairs for a while. The prices were super low and seemed to be below cost. This factory owner said he checked into their costs for labor, and found it was not much lower than for Dongguan. Land was cheaper, but that should not matter as much.
His theory is that many of these factories are simply not planning to pay their suppliers at the end of the day, and take all of their "profits" and invest in land, hotels, etc. in their own personal name. No wonder they can offer prices below cost, because they don't plan on having any costs.
And this is not a Chinese thing, because I have heard there was once an American importer of office chairs who went from province to province placing orders and then never paying his factories. This guy of course had all of Wal-Mart's orders. Everyone in the industry was going bananas for years trying to figure out how those prices were possible. They weren't.
This year I also had to compete against "bankruptcy pricing" with two different factories. I sure felt better when they finally died off, owing millions of US dollars to their suppliers, and my customers shut up about my price increases. Hey, I could keep prices low too if I never planned on paying for any materials.
Another theory on how some China factories can quote below cost is that they are not actually in the business of making products for profit, but instead are laundering money for corrupt officials or criminals. These officials need to get their ill gotten loot out of China and pay up to 15% to have factories help them do this. Since the factories are really in the money laundering business, they quote below cost to get some big orders fast. They are willing to lose 50 cents per piece to get a nice steady flow going. I would guess they would also choose large-volume low-tech industries like marker pens or office chairs. Supposedly Zhongshan is a big center of this activity.
I find both of these theories to be pretty compelling.

Of course, the first theory depends on suppliers being willing to offer credit to their customers. At some point, the suppliers who survive (and most don't) would wise up and demand payment in cash. Guess what? That is now the situation in China. You have to pay cash to get most materials. And funnily, enough, prices are rising in China, perhaps reflecting not just Chinese growth but an end to using bankruptcy pricing.
Coincidence or evidence?

Tips from a China Hand

1. Turn on the air conditioning. Full blast. Company is paying after all.

2. When loading your ipod (killer app when sitting in traffic in Dongguan) make sure you don't somehow configure it to auto-fill alphabetically. ABBA is good stuff. But not that good.

3. The time you spent fixing a quality control problem for your QC contract customer could have been spent more profitably selling real products to a real company that is willing to pay more for good products in the first place.

4. You must be crazy, because customers will fucking take it up the ass to "go direct" to a shitty factory rather than pay some blood-sucking trading company the small amount that would make all this shit go away in the first place.

5. You know China's economy is fucked up when they let blogspot posts through.

5a. Don't trust anyone who says they are a "China Hand" unless they are an 81 year old Marine Corps vet. Or maybe a 18 year old girl from Hunan who is washing your feet.

From behind the Great Firewall

Are you feeling pissed off at the world? Do you want to stick to The Man?

Just go into your gmail account, and start clicking on all of those content advertisers.

They're probably paying around US$ 0.50 per click.

or, if you are feeling responsible today, my advice is the opposite:

Unless you really want to buy sidewalk chalk with a minimum order of 300 cartons DON'T FREAKING CLICK ON MY ADS.