Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The cost of environmental regulation

California has imposed strict new rules on formaldehyde emissions from engineered woods (that's plywood, particle board, or medium-density fibreboard to you.)

These regulations essentially require manufacturers to buy new machines to meet the regulations and then get certified. For a while, only one or two board suppliers in China were certified as the new machinery costs a few hundred thousand US dollars, so you could not get accurate pricing for certified boards at the time.

During this period, customers would ask us if we were compliant and after checking out the requirements, it seemed as if E1 grade boards used for Europe would comply with the emissions aspect of the regulations, but not the paperwork aspect. That is to say an E1 grade board would pass the California emissions test, but since it was not "certified" by a third party, it would not have the right paperwork.

We figured using E1 grade boards would be a good approximation for pricing purposes. After all, how much could that "paperwork" represent as additional cost? 

Looking at a quotation today for some furniture, the difference between using E1 grade MDF and California CARB-compliant MDF was about 5 - 10% at the FOB level for piece of furniture. It would add about US$ 15 - 20 to the retail price of a coffee table.

Keep in mind that E1 MDF absolutely complies with the actual emissions requirement. Its not that the California regulation is stricter. So here is my conclusion:

1. The supply of the California compliant boards is not yet large enough to match demand, hence the higher price which should fall closer to E1 grade pricing as more manfacturers come on board. (Note that E1 grade boards are more expensive than E2 grade, so there will still be some cost issues.)

2. The paperwork aspect is actually expensive.  (I still don't get why you have to buy new machines if E1 will pass the testing requirement. Maybe the certifying companies are all American and require different machinery to comply. Who knows.)

Maybe these formaldehyde emissions are really dangerous and need to be regulated, but it sure seems wasteful to not just have adopted the European E1 standard.

I would suggest that the important part of these regulations should be the monitoring of actual shipments for compliance. I have heard too many stories where the sample is made with E1 boards to send out for testing, but the actual shipment is made using E2 boards. Imagine trying to be honest and competing against companies that did that!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Chhhhhhanges...

First customer to get into trouble so far now looks like they're being bought out. 

New boss = bad news for suppliers usually.

So, I better start thinking about some new career/life paths, seriously.

1. I am thinking about something related to Indonesian studies. Maybe become an expert on the Indonesian military - supposedly there are very few experts at all on this. Living in Washington DC...would that be good or bad?

2. I'd like to live in Spokane, Washington. I don't know what I would do there, but I like dry climates with evergreen forests.

3. Half-seriously I was thinking of becoming a consultant to Chinese factories, but the ones who need help are probably too cheap to pay anything.

Maybe I'd better fire up the old resume...went looking for it and could not find it. Man, it will be hard to write one from scratch at my advanced age.

Better start begging for reference letters now.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Yahoo Headline?

Oligarchs Ask for Bailout

Autarkists deny them assistance. "Take care of it youself."

Patriarchs suggest using their allowance. "Bankruptcy builds character!"

Theocrats pray for manna from heaven. "Please God, but make it in the form of treasury bonds instead of weird bread."

...I am sure there are more of  these....


Thursday, December 18, 2008

R.I.P. Danny Getz

I was complaining a while back about old friends who did not have any internet prescence and jokingly hoped they hadn't died in a car accident. 

Well, when I was bored in China, I kept looking people up, and yeah, I found one of my friends had died of heart disease at the age of 36. I found him via his memorial lecture series web page

He ended up specializing in Indonesia studies, married a local girl, and had two daughters.

That hits a little close to home. That could have easily been my life path.

Ironically, we met while studying in the Indonesian city of Malang, which literally means "bad luck."

R.I.P. Danny

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

From My Spam Catcher

CQ-1A-3  Genuine Leather Safety Suitcase

Can hold over USD1.5 million with 30KV electric shock


Dear Sirs,

 

This is greeting from Yantai Qinglu Automation Co., Ltd China!

 

We would like to introduce our new developed product — CQ-1A-3 Safety Suitcase  Large-capacity Super Safety Suitcase to you, which is designed for schleping or transfering big amount of cash and valuables. This product has protection settings against losing, stealing, robbing.

 

The dimension of  CQ-1A-3 Safety Suitcase is 47*35*18 cm, it's big enough to put USD 1.5 million of cash in it. So it's suitable for banking, financial and other  related use. The most remarkable character of the product is the function of high voltage shock spread all over the surface of the suitcase. This function makes the suitcase effective in protection and counterattack. Although the electric pulse voltage is more than 30KV, the current Amps and the shocking energy are very small, it doesn't hurt one's health. You don't have to worry about that. 



I added the red highlight to the word "schleping." 

Sunday, December 07, 2008

2008 Financials....

1. Apparently, Everbody's not working for my week-end. Alas, I have been working for their's instead. I hope they have been enjoying them to the fullest - like vodka jello shots and snowboarding on Kilimanjaro. If they've been merely sleeping and watching Korean soap operas, I will begin to question the wisdom of the capitalist system.

2. Speaking of living vicariously....shouldn't Bread be telling us he's in Ascension and hanging with the President's daughter and her nasty, nasty friends?

3. I now feel disappointed when old flames cannot be found on the internet. Jesus Christ, junkies in jail have an internet presence, so where the fuck are you Melissa? (If you died in a tragic car accident prior to 2002, I will excuse you.)

4. I have visited about 10 factories in China so far. Some are semi-busy. Most are dead. Some are ghost towns. Message to Chinese government: maybe importing some US products instead of mindlessly buying our T-Bills would have been the wiser course? The only good news is that everyone still hates WalMart here.



 

Monday, December 01, 2008

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Yahoo's homepage featured a large photo of Tina Fey - and her facial scar!

Please, please, please let me keep my fantasies about my eye candy being unbelievably perfect.

No need to talk about the scarring, stretch marks, or boob jobs.

Make up, airbrushing, and photoshop exist to make the world a better place.

If entertainment news can't be completely superficial, what hope for humanity?

This is worse than when it came out that Elizabeth Hurley is frigid.