Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Yahoo News Headlines

1. Headline we have not seen in a long time...

Learn where to keep cash once taking it out of stocks

Next up..."Under the mattress or in a hole in the ground actually safer and more attractive than in any financial institution worldwide."

2. The presidential candidates are so busy merging their positions that the headline writers can now economize them into single headlines.

Obama, McCain health care plans would reduce uninsured

I wonder if either of them is now thinking to themselves "do I really want to be president?"

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