Why Canadians Emigrate

If Google Maps decides that your hometown in Canadia is not worthy of anything more than a flyover view, you know, maybe you should move to Asia and work as an English coolie building Taiwan's intellectual capital for low wages.

What's funny is that Dildo's sister city in Chad has about the same resolution as Antigonish and probably more visitors.

NOTE: This post is to balance out the pro-Canadian feelings I have been having recently.