Imagine you are an intelligence analyst for the Bzrokigians, a alien species who has been spying on the planet Earth via remote electronic surveillance. Below is some of the analysis you will provide your leaders based on the collected photo:
"In Earth society the most powerful people are old people with double or triple chins and shortish head fur. They wear monochrome clothing based of the color black. Eyeglasses are only worn by the most powerful individuals, and may be worn in either the "aggressive" position covering and shielding the soft defenseless eye orbs, perhaps symbolizing distrust or wariness, or upon the head fur, showing openess and friendship, or simply brazen strength. The small glasses of distilled fruit juice seem to be ceremonial, though we are uncertain why the female apeling's glass appears less full than that of the male apeling. The Xenopsychology team has extrapolated that the baring of teeth to the counterparty is accompanies by deceitful action in approximately 80% of incidents involving high level individuals."
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