If I was stranded on a desert island with Mickey Mouse and his gang, without any food, here is the order in which I eat them:
Donald Duck - first to go, if only to stop his annoying voice.
Daisy Duck - Mmmmmmm, duck tastes good.
Pluto - the dog that doesn't talk and thus is less anthropomorphic.
Goofy - black-skinned dogs taste the best according to Taiwanese folk.
Mickey Mouse - not much meat. If he were cane-fed, he would be a delicacy.
Minnie Mouse - the final snack.
Maybe I should keep Pluto around as my companion?
Note to expectant fathers: This is the sort of stuff your brain is forced to come up with to entertain yourself when your toddler demands you play with her toys.
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