Mashed Headline: Faithful pray for Shiite militia attacks

Well they would wouldn't they?

Actual headline:

Faithful pray for Minneapolis victims

And the unfaithful are providing an unsavory kind of comfort for the widows left behind? (This is not so crazy - see Mike and the coma patient's bereaved girlfriend.)

The faithless, meanwhile, just got up and need some coffee before they start doing any real work.