People who are excited about this story:
a. Entomologists - finally the news organizations understand our importance!
b. Crop Protection Experts - we are no longer waging a brutal, hidden war that the public cares nothing about.
c. Nestle Sales Team - a reason to raise chocolate and coffee prices!
d. West Africans - Hey, we're in the news and its not coup or civil war related!
e. Caterpillar marketing team - someone must think about our bulldozers and backhoes for a split second.
Complete political non-sequitor:
Didn't Obama just put sanctions on Ivory Coast? Now we have mysterious caterpillars invading.
The Great Game is afoot in Africa!
Send in the Marines!
Shut down EVERYTHING.
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