Facebook Status Wars

NAME REDACTED reports: In 19 days 984 Palestinians killed by Israel including 311 children & 100 women, 4525 injured. Donate your status: http://apps.facebook.com/supportgaza.30 minutes ago - Comment

NAME REDACTED QassamCount: 9 Hamas rockets hit Israel so far today. 3 rockets fired from Lebanon hit Northern Israel. Donate yourstatus: http://qassamcount.com/fb.about an hour ago - Comment

 

not to make fun of a serious situation....oh hell, yes I am making fun of this:

 

Beer count: Red A has gone 15 minutes without a beer. Please donate your facebook status to rectify this alarming situation